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Manaka and Chisaki ~

galaxys4:

employer: it says here on ur résumé that u speak two languages fluently is that correct??
me: yes I speak English and emoji fluently :)
employer: wtf emoji isn’t a language
me:👉👌💦💦💩😎
employer: damn tru lmao ur hired

askinnyblackman:

spongebob is seriously the most unrealistic show. do they really expect us to believe that someone who works at a fast food restaurant can afford a house

meladoodle:

bewbin:

meladoodle:

i could eat a whole avocado right now

avocadon’t

avocago away

pajameys:

I googled cramps on side of foot and google suggested I cut off my toe

pajameys:

I googled cramps on side of foot and google suggested I cut off my toe